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Prank with Elliott Abrams: invasion in Venezuela and freezing of Maduros accounts

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  1. Anonymous on March 06, 2019  ·  at 7:40 pm EST/EDT

    No sound, but I can listen to other videos.

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    • Anonius on March 07, 2019  ·  at 2:42 pm EST/EDT

      Anon, there is no problem with the sound.

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      • Anonymous on March 07, 2019  ·  at 6:15 pm EST/EDT

        I can hear the prank here, but not on Sakers blog.

        US Envoy Tried to Freeze Made-Up Venezuelan Accounts in Swiss Banks in Prank

        https://sputniknews.com/latam/201903061072985338-elliot-abrams-russian-pranksters-usa-venezuela/

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  2. vot tak on March 06, 2019  ·  at 9:02 pm EST/EDT

    US Envoy Tried to Freeze Made-Up Venezuelan Accounts in Swiss Banks in Prank

    https://sputniknews.com/latam/201903061072985338-elliot-abrams-russian-pranksters-usa-venezuela/

    “United States’ Special Representative for Venezuela Elliott Abrams became the target of Vladimir ‘Vovan’ Kuznetsov and Alexei ‘Lexus’ Stolyarov, a pair of Russian comedians known for their prank phone calls to politicians from around the world.”

    They got not just zioscum abrams, but some zionazi-gay quisling named vecchio, as well.

    ‘Useful to Keep Them Nervous’: LISTEN as Top Trump Aide Blabs US Venezuela Plans

    https://sputniknews.com/latam/201903061073002069-abrams-full-interview-audio/

    “As may be expected, Vovan and Lexus’ conversation with Abrams garnered widespread attention in Latin America, including in Venezuela itself. On Wednesday, Venezuelan Communications Minister Jorge Rodriguez did a bit of trolling of his own on Twitter.

    “They [the US] are the most powerful empire on Earth, and a pair of Russian jokers are laughing in the face of this specialist in regime change…If it were not so tragic, it would be comical,” Rodriguez quipped.”

    I have not checked the zionazi-gay media, and wont, but I’ll bet those sods are mum on this humiliation. :-D

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  3. Erebus on March 07, 2019  ·  at 1:10 am EST/EDT

    It should be noted that Limpopo is a real place.
    It’s the northernmost province in S. Africa. Also its poorest.

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    • Tom Welsh on March 07, 2019  ·  at 7:39 am EST/EDT

      The name is also known for the Limpopo River. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limpopo_River

      Described by Rudyard Kipling in the “Just So Stories” as the “great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees,” where the “Bi-Coloured Python Rock-Snake” dwells.

      Which all helps add to the general atmosphere of fantastic humour.

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    • Azorka1861 on March 07, 2019  ·  at 2:57 pm EST/EDT

      Lexus, Vovan: Maxine Waters – Limpopo (english version)
      Stop Russian aggressioh against Limpopo!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y06yI-bdX_c

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    • Vasco da Gama on March 07, 2019  ·  at 5:44 pm EST/EDT

      There’s a also an old portuguese vacuum cleaner branded Limpopo. Portuguese stole the chinese IP in that instance.

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  4. Azorka1861 on March 07, 2019  ·  at 5:13 am EST/EDT

    ‘Freeze all Venezuelan assets’ – US regime-change hawk tells pranksters posing as Swiss president

    NeoCon Elliott Abrams got punked. The famous Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus have a treat for
    us today, a peek inside the belly of the beast, or an ear anyway, as the full audio is below.
    “I think everything should be frozen,” – Elliott Abrams
    https://www.veteranstoday.com/2019/03/06/freeze-all-venezuelan-assets-us-regime-change-hawk-tells-pranksters-posing-as-swiss-president/

    JohnZ’s comment:
    If ever there was anyone who deserves a fatal heart attack or car accident, it would be Abrams.
    I would use the term”people” but I suspect his humanity has gone awol long ago instead I use the term creature, as such creatures liker Abrams, Bolton Pompeo, Netenyahu, the lot of them, need to become extinct. Or the rest of us will.
    Messrs, Kunetsov and Stolyarov have once again punked another fool, this time it’s Abrams turn to be
    made a fool if that’s not too difficult to do anyway. Give morons like tRump, Bolton or Abrams an excuse
    and they will expose themselves very quickly as blithering idiots, though dangerous as they may be.
    No one has to do it for them.
    What is Abrams trying to do? Get himself tossed into prison for a second term?

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  5. amarynth on March 07, 2019  ·  at 8:18 am EST/EDT

    Absolutely classic. These two pranksters deserve a medal of high honor. And Abrams is slithering in his attempts to manufacture more consent.

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    • Taras 77 on March 07, 2019  ·  at 10:03 am EST/EDT

      Agree, absolute classic of humiliation of a zionist thug without the abiity to feel embarassment. This is the single most startling observation to me is that these zionists have no ability, i.e. human emotions, to feel shame, embarassment, It is almost like they are without human soul, heart, true definition of psychpathic evil.

      I am now waiting for trump to get punked…waiting, waiting.

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  6. David Hollander on March 07, 2019  ·  at 10:45 am EST/EDT

    I’ve often wondered, in a half-serious way, if Lexus and Vovan, or others like them, were behind the Q phenomenon.

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  7. AriusArmenian on March 07, 2019  ·  at 11:43 am EST/EDT

    Elliott ‘Iran-Contra’ Abrams is a member of the Committee on Conscience of the United States Holocaust Memorial Council.

    Image that – involved with the concept of conscience – but he isn’t capable of that mental function.

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  8. Serbian girl on March 07, 2019  ·  at 1:22 pm EST/EDT

    Brilliantly hilarious!!!

    Although, in addition to the laughs, we have also gleaned some valuable information from this prank:

    1. That the the “interim presidency” of Guaido effectively ended on Feb 23, and that usa is planning a second resolution in the National Assembly to get around this issue.

    2. That usa is not planning a military attack on Venezuela, but likes to give them the impression that they are.

    3. Abrams obviously doesn’t know many Russians or has not travelled to Russia otherwise he would have caught the unmistakeable softness in the vowel pronunciation which is typical of native Russian speakers. The swiss-german accent is very different. Just shows what great impression these guys made on him..well done!!!

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    • Anonius on March 07, 2019  ·  at 3:11 pm EST/EDT

      Sg, their accent was surely a give away, but after some thought I decided that there is no problem there since they could be bankers who emigrated from Russia.
      Another interesting thing is that they must have hacked to some legitimate Swiss voice/internet line so that it could not be traced back to Russia.

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      • Serbian girl on March 07, 2019  ·  at 4:44 pm EST/EDT

        Yes but there were was only one “banker”. The other one was “ueli maurer”, a member of the Swiss federal council.

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    • Srpski momak on March 08, 2019  ·  at 10:14 pm EST/EDT

      You are right, hilarious indeed :)

      Yes, “3.” is what struck me, even in their earlier pranks. Just illustrates the sad state of education & culture in the U.S., its “diplomatic” “cream of the crop” in particular … German accent, Russian accent, Polish accent, who cares… For an American barbarian specimen it difference does not make ;)

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  9. tom garrett on March 07, 2019  ·  at 4:26 pm EST/EDT

    Hoaxed or otherwise Abrams is deadly dangerous. Dealing with him is like having a fer de lance in your kitchen. We can be quite certain the question of whether Guido would be more useful to Washington as a martyr has been thoroughly discussed in dark circles. That he was ordered to return to Caracas instead of continuing to tour with his American handler, as he reportedly wanted to do, is a sinister sign. If Guido is really going to lead Saturday’s march, out front and in the open, and if the Americans have reliable assets in Caracas, the warmongers in Washington, London, Toronto may have their casus belli, or,at least an excuse to simply seize the spoils they have been slavering over. The “”Bogotaza” of 1947, precipitated by the assassination of a political leader, brought almost 70 years of unrelenting violence and civil war.

    I’m not, of course, predicting, that Saturday will be dramatic. But with the Guido gambit faltering and scoundrels like Abrams and BoltonWe’ll soon know. calling the shots it may well be.

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    • Erebus on March 08, 2019  ·  at 12:29 am EST/EDT

      Tom Garret
      You’re quite right, the US would have no qualms about making a martyr out of him. At this stage of play, Guaido’s proven himself a liability alive so the currently best way he can return some of the investment they’ve made in him is by getting assassinated.

      IOW, the Empire’s and Venezuela’s interests in Guaido have inverted.

      I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Maduro’s doing whatever he can to ensure Guaido carries on being a liability. Cuban/Venezuelan/Russian security forces protecting the Empire’s puppet from his masters does make for some delicious irony but geopolitics often makes for strange bedfellows.

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      • Tom Garrett on March 08, 2019  ·  at 12:46 pm EST/EDT

        Erebus, you have encapsulated the situation perfectly. The interests of the protagonists in Guiado have indeed inverted and it’s critical for Maduro to keep him alive and babbling.

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  10. Anonymous on March 07, 2019  ·  at 6:29 pm EST/EDT

    Hilarious! If you don’t have time to listen to the whole recording, listen from 4:50-7:20. It reveals how the Empire works.

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  11. Arthur on March 09, 2019  ·  at 6:34 am EST/EDT

    Hilarious. The Americans exposed as ignorant, arrogant bullies. Any competent diplomat would have sniffed this prank out in moments. Abrams is like an ugly girl at the school dance, eager for any attention.

    Take note and take heart. The empire is a paper tiger.

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  12. Vercia V. on March 09, 2019  ·  at 12:36 pm EST/EDT

    Great swiss banker accent!! very good joke! God bless russians!

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  13. Gavi on March 12, 2019  ·  at 8:07 am EST/EDT

    Just perfect. Abrams is the type of guy that loves to see genocide death and destruction all for democracy of course or is really to support a filthy wealthy oily elite that have hyjacked this world and enslave the rest of us including governments and maggots like Abrams Bolton and Pompao.

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  14. Larchmonter445 on March 12, 2019  ·  at 12:35 pm EST/EDT

    Colonel Cassad has a nice infographic on the Electrical Grid Attack.

    https://colonelcassad.livejournal.com/4837334.html

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  15. Victor on March 13, 2019  ·  at 8:11 am EST/EDT

    I believe that Israelis are behind the blackout. It was similar what happened in Syria and Libya . In last January 130-strong Israeli Defense Forces search-and-rescue team were in Brumadinho, Minas Gerais state in Brazil, and why it was there? I seem to recall reading elsewhere that this team had not had clearance from Brazilian authorities (at federal or state level, not sure which) to come into the area to help search for people lost in the dam explosion.

    A road trip along the BR-174 Federal Highway from Brumadinho to Santa Elena de Uairen on the border with Venezuela takes about 64 hours (just under 3 days). Another 9 hours to Guri Dam by car, taxi or maybe a hired bus. Bear in mind the Brumadinho dam collapsed in late January. How much time would be needed then to insert Stuxnet-type malware into the software that controls Venezuela’s power grid?

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    • Jacques Cuse on March 20, 2019  ·  at 7:23 pm EST/EDT

      That’s why all sovereign governments should change from the use of Macro$haft and Apple bloatware to Debian GNU-Linux OS which would greatly reduce such risks. Fukushima Dai-Ichi was/is also a Stuxnet victim, no doubt about that.

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